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Prince Yu is married to
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You're Prince Yu, the founding father of the Qing Dynasty? Excuse me, so what? You can't tell us where you came from, you can't tell us how you got here, who knows if you're real or not, who doesn't have doubts? You can't button your buttons, you've got your pants on backwards, who'd care about you but me? Oh! Your Majesty, please don't beat people to death. A civilized country needs mercy! Oh! Your Majesty, please don't buy luxury goods. The yuan is no longer your currency! Oh! Your Majesty, please don't fall in love with me so easily. I can't stand having concubines!